📌𝐍𝐞𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞
📌𝐅𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐚
📌𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭-𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠
📌𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

𝐀𝐝𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭.

BLURB

Dear V̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶H̶o̶t̶ Crazy Woman,
You didn’t have to call the cops on me.
I was just looking after my niece.
Okay… maybe I shouldn’t have been spying on her date. But I know how teenage boys think and what they want.
Did it make you feel good scolding me in front of everyone for just being a good uncle?
B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶m̶n̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶̶ d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶
I’m almost positive you were cussing me out and if I understood a lick of Spanish, I’d have s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶k̶i̶s̶s̶ told you exactly what I thought about your meddling, even if you are her teacher.
In fact, I’d like to schedule a d̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶̶ w̶i̶n̶e̶ parent teacher conference to discuss our differing views on raising the youth of today s̶o̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶g̶e̶̶ w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶—̶p̶r̶e̶f̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶y̶̶ t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶.̶
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Y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶F̶u̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶H̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶
Mason Brisken